WP Pirates

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Tell us about your WordPress site. We'll send back a written assessment within 1 business day.

Site down or hacked? Mark your request as Emergency below — same-day pickup where possible.

A real audit, not a sales call

Lighthouse + Core Web Vitals scan, plugin/theme vulnerability check, and a top-issues list — emailed as a written report.

Within 1 business day

Routine inquiries get a written reply within one business day. Emergencies are prioritized for same-day pickup where possible.

No obligation, no upsell

If we can't help, we'll tell you and point you to who can. No call required to receive the report.

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